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Writer's pictureJustin Burke

I've Always Had A Thing For Elves


Elves have always fascinated me. They are just so damn cute. Their little pointed ears are just so precious. Don't even get me started about their big eyes. They also have these little adorable feet and wear those little booties. The females wear short little sweater dresses with leggings. All I can say about that is WOW.


So with this being out there now. I tend to like my woman short too. Just like an elf. Wow, I never realized this about myself till Mitch gave me this topic. It just fits me well. Most of my girlfriends have been short. Even though I lack the Christmas spirit most years. I'm starting to find it again. Just like when I was a little kid. I just hope one year I get to go to the north pole to help build toys.


Later,

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